Bali's Hidden Gem: OYO 91610 Batukaru Garden Hotel Review (You Won't Believe This!)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into a review of this hotel, and trust me, it's gonna be less a pristine brochure and more a chaotic, honest-to-goodness experience. Let's get messy, shall we?
First Impressions & Accessibility (The "Can I Actually Get Around?" Factor)
Okay, so first things first: accessibility. This is HUGE for me. I've got family members who need easy access, and frankly, I just appreciate a place that acknowledges that not everyone bounces around like a caffeinated kangaroo. Wheelchair accessible: YES! And that's a major win right off the bat. I saw ramps, elevators, and generally a good effort to make things navigable. Now, "accessible" is always a spectrum, so I can't speak to every tiny detail, but initial impressions? Solid. Elevator: Check. Because stairs? Ugh. Facilities for disabled guests: Probably, but my notes are a little…scattered. I really need to get better at that, I'm a mess.
Internet: The Constant Digital Tug-of-War
Internet: I'm a digital nomad, and this is a major one for me. Need to check email, write, blog, share pictures of cats, and pay the rent. Wi-Fi better be solid, or I'm going to go nuts. Okay! Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! PRAISE THE WIFI GODS! And it's good! Also free Internet [LAN] if you need that. Internet services: I assume they have some… though I didn't dive that deep. Wi-Fi in public areas: Good, good. No digital desert here.
On-Site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges: I didn't check everything, but what I did see looked okay. I honestly didn't spend a ton of time studying this specifically.
Cleanliness & Safety (Because, You Know, Living)
This section, during the pandemic, is everything! Anti-viral cleaning products: Good! Daily disinfection in common areas: Awesome! Hand sanitizer: Everywhere. Like, seriously, they were practically spraying it in my face as I walked in (not complaining, generally). Room sanitization opt-out available: Respect! Rooms sanitized between stays: YES! Staff trained in safety protocol: The staff seemed pretty on it. Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: They were trying. Cashless payment service: Thank goodness. Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: YES! Safe dining setup: They were trying really, really hard. Hot water linen and laundry washing: Praise the laundry gods!
The Food, Glorious Food (And the Rest!)
Okay, food. This is where I live. Eating is a hobby. A lifestyle. Dining, drinking, and snacking: Loads of options, including Restaurants, Bar, Poolside bar, Snack bar, Coffee shop. Breakfast [buffet]: Yes! And I LOVE a buffet. The possibilities! The sheer joy of piling food onto a plate! (Note: my plate sometimes doesn't resemble actual food so… judge away.) Breakfast in room: Also an option! A la carte in restaurant: Check! Asian breakfast: Definitely! And Asian cuisine in restaurant: Double YES. I'm always looking for that, so much to try. Vegetarian restaurant: Excellent. I'm not always vegetarian, but good for those that are. Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant… they thought of it all! Bottle of water: Essential. Coffee/tea in restaurant: Obviously, essential. Desserts in restaurant: Double essential. Happy hour: Count me in! Room service [24-hour]: YES! Alternative meal arrangement: Good for those with special needs. Buffet in restaurant: More buffets! Coffee shop: Yes. Poolside bar: Drinks by the pool? Don't mind if I do. Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant: the essentials.
Things to Do (or, How to Avoid Existential Dread)
Things to do, ways to relax: This is where a hotel can really shine! Pool with view: YES! Swimming pool [outdoor]: Great! Gym/fitness: I confess, I intended to go to the fitness center, but I may have been preoccupied with the buffet. Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom: All the pampering! Massage: I definitely got a massage, and it was divine. I was a stress ball when I got there, and like a freshly-baked croissant when I left. Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath: All the extra goodies! I was so relaxed, that I almost started to cry. almost.
For the Kids (Because Life with Little Humans is Its Own Adventure)
Family/child friendly: Seems like it. Babysitting service: Yep. Kids facilities: I didn't really dive into the details of this, but they catered to kids. Kids meal: Good to know.
Rooms and Amenities (The "Where Do I Sleep?" Factor)
Okay, the rooms! This is where it all comes together (or falls apart). And, yes, I have my very strong opinions about rooms! Available in all rooms: (this is a list of amenities) let's see… Additional toilet: SCORE! Air conditioning: Crucial! Alarm clock: I love an alarm. Bathrobes: Yes! Bathtub, Separate shower/bathtub: Good to know! Blackout curtains: YES! Closet: Essential. Coffee/tea maker: Caffeine, baby! Complimentary tea: YAY FOR TEA! Daily housekeeping: YES. Desk and Laptop workspace: Important for me. Extra long bed, YES! Free bottled water: Always a plus. Hair dryer: Needed! High floor: Good to have the option! In-room safe box: Nice. Interconnecting room(s) available: Good for families Internet access – LAN and Internet access – wireless: Double Yes! Ironing facilities: They thought of everything! Linens: Important! Mini bar: YES! Mirror: Essential! Non-smoking, On-demand movies: Excellent! Private bathroom: YES! Reading light: Awesome! Refrigerator: Good to have! Satellite/cable channels: Always a plus. Scale: Yep. Seating area: YES! Shower: Yes, yes. Slippers: Nice touch! Smoke detector: Good! Soundproofing: Always a plus! Sofa: YES! Telephone: Helpful. Toiletries: Needed! Towels, Umbrella: Brilliant! Visual alarm: Good to have. Wake-up service: Perfect! Wi-Fi [free]: YES! Window that opens: Needed for fresh air, but also, I'm a weirdo who likes the world outside to be quiet.
Services and Conveniences (The "Making Life Easier" Brigade)
Air conditioning in public area, Concierge, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Safety deposit boxes, Smoking area, Terrace, Xerox/fax in business center: All the good stuff! Cash withdrawal: Useful to have. Convenience store: Great if you are missing something or need a thing for the room. Currency exchange: good to have!! Dry cleaning: excellent to have. Essential condiments: Yes! Invoice provided, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Seminars: they had it all.
For the Business Travelers and Event Planners (The "Serious Stuff")
Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Indoor venue for special events, Meeting/banquet facilities, Projector/LED display, Seminars, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center: They were prepared.
The "Extras" (The Stuff You Didn't Know You Needed)
Access, CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Smoke alarms: The things that make you relax and feel protected. Couple's room, Exterior corridor, Hotel chain, Non-smoking rooms, Proposal spot, Room decorations, Safety/security feature, Security [24-hour], Smoke alarms, Soundproof rooms: These are good things. Pets allowed unavailable: I get it.
Getting Around (Because Eventually, You Have to Leave the Deliciousness)
Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking: All the transport options, very helpful.
My Emotional Takeaway (The Messy, Honest Truth)
Okay, real talk: I loved it. It wasn't perfect, of course. No place is. There were little imperfections, a slightly leaky faucet (that I didn't mention, because I didn't want to fill out a request) a wait that turned into a minor inconvenience, and the occasional miscommunication about room service. But the good far outweighed the bad. The staff was overwhelmingly friendly and helpful. The food was incredible. The spa was pure bliss.
The Persuasive Pitch (The "Book This Now!" Moment)
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Day 1: Arrival, Air-Conditioning Anxiety, and the Quest for Coffee (and Sanity)
Morning (or Late Morning, Let's Be Real): Touchdown in Denpasar! The jet lag already started kicking in at the airport before reaching the hotel. I'm already sweatier than a pig at a luau (and let's be honest, that's a good thing). The taxi to the hotel was a rollercoaster of scooters and near-death experiences. Honestly, I'm pretty sure the driver was having a competition with himself, and I was the prize.
Afternoon: Arrived at the the OYO 91610 Batukaru Garden Hotel. The lobby is… well, it's a lobby. The air conditioning, however, is a major concern. I'm checking for a room, and I will report that this thing is not a powerful cooling unit. I feel like my sweat glands are staging a rebellion. But the staff is super friendly, bless their cotton socks. I got my room finally and it's alright. Quick, basic and there's really nothing to complain about.
The Coffee Crisis: This is where it gets real. After a long flight, all I want is coffee. Like, coffee that could bring the dead back to life. Turns out, the hotel coffee is… let's say "weak." The search for a decent brew becomes my mission. Wandering the streets feeling like a zombie in dire need of caffeine. Finally, FINALLY, stumbled upon a tiny little cafe (or warung, as they say) run by a woman who looks like she hasn’t aged in 30 years. The coffee? Pure magic. Life restored. World saved.
Evening: Dinner at a local warung. The nasi goreng was incredible. The stray cats begging for scraps? Equally incredible (and guilt-inducing). The mosquitoes are also equally incredible, because of their sheer numbers. Slapped myself silly. Reminding myself that the authentic experience often comes with a side of itchy bites.
Day 2: Rice Terraces and Reckless Scooter Rides (with a Side of Humility)
Morning: The best coffee of my life! Now, on to a major Bali highlight: the rice terraces. Decided to rent a scooter because, YOLO, and because it's apparently cheaper than a taxi. I won't go into details, but let's just say my driving skills are… developing. The rice terraces were absolutely breathtaking, all shades of green and the kind of beauty that makes you momentarily forget about the impending existential dread.
Afternoon: Lunch at a cafe overlooking the terraces. Ordered something and took a picture to post on Instagram. The food was good, but the view was the star. I had this moment where I felt a deep sense of peace, like the entire world was holding its breath with me. Then a monkey stole my banana. Humility achieved.
Late Afternoon/Evening: The scooter ride back to the hotel was… eventful. Let's just say I'm pretty sure I contributed to at least three moments of road rage. Found my way back relatively unscathed (thanks to that guardian angel). So, I went to the pool at the hotel. And this is where the imperfections arrive. The pool is a bit murky. I was not expecting that. I just stayed on the surface. And then I went back to my room to find the air conditioner struggling to work.
Day 3: Spiritual Awakening, Massage Mayhem, and the Search for a Decent Mattress
Morning: Decided to dive headfirst into the Balinese spiritual scene and went to a temple. The ceremony was so beautiful. I felt this wave of peace wash over me. The incense, the chanting, the vibrant colours… it was an awakening. However, I was the only westerner there. And it's a good thing. I just felt an incredible sense of belonging.
Afternoon: Massage time! I went to a massage place that's a bit of a dive. The massage was heavenly… until the point where the masseuse started massaging my head. The headache I got after might be the result of that. But I felt relaxed.
Evening: The search for a good night's sleep continues. The mattress at the OYO 91610 Batukaru Garden Hotel is on the firmer side. So I'm hoping I'll be able to sleep well if I can get past the other concerns. Tonight's priority: trying to get a good night's sleep. I made sure to take a shower because of the heat.
Day 4: Departure (and a Deep Sigh of Relief)
Morning: Last-minute breakfast, another weak coffee. A bittersweet moment of sadness mixed with the sheer chaos of packing. Saying goodbye to the friendly staff. The hotel, with all its little imperfections, had become home for a while.
Afternoon: Travel back from Denpasar to my home country. Reflecting on the chaos, the beauty, the near-death experiences on scooters… Bali hit me like a ton of bricks. The good, the bad, the mosquito bites, and all that. It was an adventure. I'll be back one day. Not sure when, but I will definitely be back.
Final Thoughts:
This isn't a perfect itinerary. It's a slice of life. Bali is messy, beautiful, frustrating, and exhilarating. Embrace the chaos, laugh at the imperfections, and drink (a lot) of coffee. And remember, it's okay to get lost. Sometimes, that's where the best adventures begin.
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