Escape to Paradise: Hubermont & Merveilles Getaway in Belgium's Ardennes
Escape to Paradise: Hubermont & Merveilles Getaway – Ardennes Adventure (The Honest Review!)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from the promised land – or, at least, the Ardennes version of it – the Hubermont & Merveilles Getaway. And let me tell you, it was… an experience. Forget perfectly curated Instagram feeds; this is the real deal, warts and all. Buckle up for a review that's as honest as it is hopefully helpful!
First Impressions (and a little bit of "getting there" drama):
Okay, accessibility. Let's be real, the Ardennes are not exactly known for their flat surfaces. Getting to Hubermont & Merveilles was pretty straightforward (thanks to their handy airport transfer, which I'd seriously recommend if you're flying in). Once you're there, the main hotel areas seemed pretty good for folks with mobility issues. Elevators? Yep. Easy navigation? Mostly. I didn't see any glaring accessibility nightmares, which is a massive relief because sometimes hotels just forget about that side of things. If you have specific needs, though, double-check with the hotel directly. They seemed genuinely helpful, and that’s a big plus!
The Room: My Own Little Kingdom (and Maybe a Slight Smell of…Cleanliness?):
My room? Solid. Seriously. And let me just say, they’ve got every little thing in the room - from an alarm clock (who even uses those anymore?!) to an iron, so it feels like a real hotel room where you could actually unpack your bags. Free Wi-Fi? Yessss! Seriously, I streamed everything. The internet was pretty reliable (I'm a workaholic, so this matters). And, I should mention for the ultra-techies out there, they also have LAN access, which might be useful if your streaming needs are a bit more… intense. The air conditioning worked like a charm (thank GOD!), and they had a safe box. They even have a bathrobe! (I was so ready for that. Seriously, I lived in that thing.) I'd give the room a solid 4/5, because, if I had to be ultra picky, the view wasn’t exactly the Mona Lisa.
The Spa: Paradise Found (and Then Slightly Lost, Then Found Again):
Okay, this is where things get interesting. The spa. Oh, the spa. I'm a sucker for a good spa day, and my expectations were sky-high. And let me tell you, they weren't entirely disappointed.
- Sauna? Check. (Glorious!)
- Steamroom? Check. (Perfect for contemplating the meaning of life, or at least, what to order for dinner.)
- Swimming pool with a view? Double-check!!! The OUTDOOR pool was seriously jaw-droppingly beautiful. The poolside bar? Yep! (Cue several hours of pure bliss, sipping cocktails, watching the world go by. Pure. Heaven.)
But here’s the slightly messy, slightly honest bit: The massage. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't the transcendent experience I was hoping for. It was a bit… perfunctory. You know? Like the masseuse (who was lovely, by the way) was just going through the motions. Maybe I was expecting too much? Or maybe I just didn't click with the massage style. Whatever. The spa area itself, though, was fantastic. The foot bath? Delightful. I'd still go back for the pool and the general vibe.
Food, Glorious Food (and the Occasional Missing Ingredient):
Right, the food. This is a big one. Because a good getaway needs good sustenance, and the Hubermont & Merveilles Getaway mostly delivers.
- Breakfast? Solid. A buffet of champions! (The Asian breakfast was interesting, but I stuck to the classics.) Tons to choose from: buffet in the restaurant. There's a good range of Western cuisine options, as well!
- Restaurants? Plural! They have several, and most were good. The a la carte restaurant was where I went for dinner every night and I'm serious about this. Everything was amazing. The desserts in the restaurant? Oh. My. Goodness. I was in dessert heaven.
- Room service? 24-hours! (Always a win in my book.)
- Poolside bar? Essential. And they make a mean cocktail. (Worth a trip alone.)
- Snack bar? Good for a quick bite.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant? Yes, of course!
- Vegetarian restaurant? Yep!
- International cuisine in restaurant? Yep!
- Bar? Absolutely! The happy hour was a good way to unwind.
Okay, the (minor) imperfections: one night, the soup was a little… bland. But hey, nobody's perfect, right? And the service was generally friendly and efficient. They’ve definitely upped their sanitation game – hand sanitizer everywhere, individually wrapped food options, and a general feeling of cleanliness that's reassuring. Sanitized kitchen and tableware items!
Things to Do (Beyond the Spa and the Food):
The Ardennes are stunning. Explore! The hotel is a perfect base to do some sightseeing. Seriously, don't just sit in the hotel, get out there!
- Fitness Center! (If that's your thing, I'm more of a "walk to the bar" type.)
- Hiking, biking… you name it!
- They have a gift shop! This is a great place to get souvenirs.
- Check out a proposal spot if you're feeling lucky in love.
Cleanliness and Safety (In a Post-Pandemic World):
Okay, this is important. I felt safe. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? Check. Staff trained in safety protocol? Check. Cashless payment? Check! They've clearly taken hygiene seriously, which is massively reassuring. They also offer room sanitization opt-out available.
Services and Conveniences (The Perks You Don't Always Think About):
- Concierge? Helpful.
- Luggage storage? Convenient.
- Daily housekeeping? Awesome!
- Laundry service and dry cleaning? Also awesome!
- Elevator? Yay to easy travel!
- Facilities for disabled guests? Great!
For the Kids (Yes, They're Welcome!):
Family/child friendly is an understatement, although, I had no use for the babysitting service. They really welcome kids.
Getting Around (No Wrong Turns, Hopefully!):
- Car park [on-site]? Convenient and Car park [free of charge].
- Taxi service? Definitely available.
- Airport transfer? Use it! Makes life so much easier.
- Bicycle parking?
- Valet parking?
Overall Verdict: Go! (Just Manage Your Expectations… and Pack Your Swimsuit!)
Look, Hubermont & Merveilles is not a perfect place, but it's a damn good one. It's charming, the spa is amazing, the food is (mostly) delicious, and the staff are, for the most part, genuinely friendly and helpful. The Ardennes are beautiful, the hotel is comfortable, and the overall vibe is relaxed and welcoming.
My Honest Score: 4 out of 5 stars.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's meticulously planned travel itinerary. This is the real deal, the gritty, glorious, slightly-off-the-rails adventure of a trip to Gîte rural Hubermont & Merveilles La Roche-en-Ardenne, Belgium. Prepare for typos, tangents, and a healthy dose of my unfiltered opinion. Let's. Freaking. DO. This.
Day 1: The Arrival (and the Mild Panic)
Morning (ish, after scrambling to pack at the LAST. DAMN. MINUTE.): Okay, so the flight was… well, let's just say I spent more time wrestling my carry-on into the overhead bin than actually looking at the safety briefing. The usual. Landed in Brussels. Brussels, you glorious, chocolate-filled city.
Afternoon: Train journey to somewhere near La Roche-en-Ardenne. I'd printed the tickets (pat myself on the back!). Except… the instructions to get to the actual Gîte from the train station were vague at best. Cue a minor existential crisis involving a map, questionable French, and the distinct feeling of being hopelessly lost. Let's be honest, I probably was hopelessly lost for a while. A very long while.
Late Afternoon/Early Evening: The Hubermont Hunt: Finally, FINALLY, after what felt like a pilgrimage, I stumbled upon the Gîte rural Hubermont. And wow. The pictures online… they lied. No, seriously, the reality was even BETTER. Big, cozy, with an actual fireplace. I immediately pictured myself sprawled in front of it with a book and a glass of wine. Pure bliss, I tell you. Now, to find the key… (another minor panic attack. The key was hidden under a rock shaped like a gnome. Seriously.)
Evening: Unpacked. Basically chucked my stuff everywhere, settling in. Found the wine. Found snacks. Made questionable first attempt at dinner (microwave nachos, anyone?). The silence was deafening. In the best possible way. Felt that long day's travel, and the gentle tug of exhaustion. Watched the sunset, a fiery explosion of orange and pink over the Ardennes. Just… beautiful. And I realized: I'm here.
Day 2: La Roche-en-Ardenne: Castles, Ghosts, and Existential Ice Cream
Morning: Okay, I woke up a little late. Blame the wine. And the amazing bed. But hey, no rush. Wandered into La Roche-en-Ardenne. The castle. Oh, the castle. Perched on the hilltop, a majestic ruin. The history! The ghosts! (Apparently, they're there; I didn't see any, but I’m keeping my eyes peeled). The climb was killer, though. Note to self: Invest in better cardio.
Afternoon: Did the tourist thing. Checked out the town. Found the chocolate shop. Ate ALL the chocolate. No regrets. Did some photo ops. The Ourthe river was pretty. I am not a fan of bridges, but I survived. Then, after lunch, went to visit the "Adventure Valley". A rather touristy park. I got on the rollercoaster after all, after swearing I wouldn't. (Fear is temporary. Memories are forever, or something.) and I got off it, more alive that I'd been in a while.
Late Afternoon: Ice cream. The ultimate remedy for… well, everything. Found a little shop, the kind with the handwritten menu and the slightly grumpy owner. The ice cream was sublime. I sat on a bench overlooking the river, watching the world go by. And I had a moment. You know, the kind where you realize how insignificant you are in the grand scheme of things… and then you eat another scoop of ice cream and realize it doesn't matter. That was a great ice cream.
Evening: Back at the Gîte. Fireplace time! Fire lit, wine poured, and… the book. Reading by firelight. Pure magic. The wind howled outside. I loved it. And I may, or may not, have scared myself a little by Googling "Ardennes ghost stories." Don't judge me.
Day 3: The Bouillon Battle and a Slight Misadventure Involving GPS
Morning: Woke up feeling good. Slept well. Decided to visit Bouillon, another town, some kilometres away. Found an extremely sketchy driving route and had to trust my GPS.
Afternoon: Okay, the GPS. Lies. The GPS told me to go down a tiny, single-track road that a truck would’ve struggled with. I swear, I saw a rabbit give me side-eye. The eventual destination was the Castle of Bouillon (another freaking castle!), and it was worth it. It's even more impressive than the one in La Roche. History again! And views. And more tourists. But hey, a castle is a castle.
Late Afternoon: The drive back took ages. The GPS tried to kill me again. I screamed at it. Several times. Found a tiny, charming village and stopped for coffee. The waitress's French was impenetrable, but we managed to communicate through smiles and frantic gestures.
Evening: Back at the Gîte. Feeling beat. The wind picked up even more. I made a hearty dinner. Stumbled across some board games. Tried to play solitaire. Failed miserably. Realized I had no friends. Went back to the fireplace.
Day 4: The Big Hike (and the Moment of Clarity)
Morning: Okay, this was the day I intended to really embrace the Ardennes. Hiked! Maps! Boots! I set off prepared. Or so I thought. It had been lovely the whole time, but then… rain. And mud. And a path that seemed to disappear. I got lost. Again. I slipped. I swore. Profusely.
Afternoon: Eventually, I found something that resembled a path. The view from up there made it all worthwhile. That moment, bathed in the dim light above the forests, was just… beautiful. The air, so clear. The silence, profound. And in that moment, I finally realized the whole reason I'd dragged my butt here. I wasn’t here to do things. I was here to be.
Late Afternoon/Evening: Back at the Gîte. Exhausted. Changed into fresh clothes. The fire. Wine! Ordered takeout. Watched a dreadful movie. Actually, the movie was perfect. It was one of those you don’t have to pay attention to, just let your mind wander.
Day 5: Departure (and the lingering taste of adventure)
Morning: Packing up the Gîte. Cleaning up. Saying goodbye. It was bittersweet. Brussels.
Afternoon: Goodbye, beautiful Belgium. Until the next time.
Quirky Observations & Emotional Reactions:
- Obsessed with the sound of the river. It's like a constant, soothing soundtrack.
- The wine fridge! Heaven!
- The way the old houses look. I have this weird thing for houses, and seeing them in a different country, it's like… I don't know.
- Sometimes, I just stared out the window, wondering if I'd ever return to "normal" life.
- I can't wait to come back.
Imperfections & Messiness:
- The GPS. (I have said it already.)
- The slightly burnt toast.
- My inability to speak anything besides English.
Opinionated Language:
- The chocolate was divine. Just sayin'.
- Those castles are amazing.
- This whole trip was exactly what I needed.
Rating:
- Overall, a solid 9/10. Subtracting a point for the GPS and the slightly burnt toast. But seriously, go. Just go.
Okay, so... "Escape to Paradise: Hubermont & Merveilles Getaway" – Sounds Kinda... *Much*. Is it Actually Paradise?
What's the Deal with Hubermont & Merveilles Specifically? Is it Just Lodging?
Alright, Spill the Tea: What's the Food Like? (This is important.)
Is it Kid-Friendly? (Because, let's be honest, that's the deal-breaker for half of us.)
What's the BEST Thing to Do There? (And What Should I Avoid Like the Plague?)
Let's Talk About the Rooms. Cozy? Spacious? Basic? Overpriced?
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